Thursday, April 2, 2009

If I could offer men any advice...

If I could offer business men, and men in general any advice, it would be-

Shave the back of your neck!

This irritates me so much, everytime the hairy ex bf got back from whatever port he'd been working in, I would make him go out on the porch so I could shave his neck.  The smart ex, everytime I'd show up would get a haircut.  The pretty one, was high maintenence enough that he got his haircut frequently.

Seriously, if you are working with anyone on a daily baisis, KEEP YOUR HAIR CUT.

It grosses me out to no end.